Ewww..Why are you spitting on me?

So Apparently there has been new tactics introduced in the war between religions. This is brand new stuff, a unique new stratedgy, and a totally new concept. In Jerusalem the Jew's are gathering together to create a force so strong that it cant be stopped. It seems the Jew's are now spitting on Christians. Can you believe that?! Spitting?! How come we didnt think of this stratedgy before? We could have save so many lives if only instead of nuclear weapons we used out own human spit! Now lets get a little more serious..it seems that spitting on Christians in Jerusalem is a new trend because according to reports its been going on for awhile. It seems that there is no stopping this new spit stratedgy. However, it seems like the leaders are going to tell the jews to stop spitting on the christians soon...i dont know when, but according to the news, it will stop eventually (or when they meet the quota of spitting). But until then i think the officials should post this sign everyone in Jerusalem. Who knows, it might help...